Wow., I think I had Serj Tankian figured all wrong.  Check out his website http://www.electthedead.com

“I don’t think we’re kids anymore …”

Where Are The Dogs Humping.com

So I’ve been considering donning a cape for a while, for purposes yet to be disclosed…. in my research in finding my costume, I found these real life superheroes!

Its time to lead the revolt against Verizon Wireless  (… is what I should be posting on twitter right now)

Mad interesting news in Jersey lately, as seen by that big cat (who has since been adopted I read). Seems that Jersey’s youts… i mean YOUTHS… kinda make me miss it. Here are some recent stories from the news:

1) Vigilante Ninjas: Two “modern day Ninjas” calling themselves Shinobi Warriors on a quest to rid the area of drug users and drug dealers have been put out of business by police….

2) A Tasty Treat: A young driver was caught with a mouthful of marijuana after being pulled over during a motor vehicle stop …

Big thanks to L-Tang and A-Lap for the informations.

so i frequent coffeeshops and compute sometimes.

sometimes when people get up from their table, i am a “Nosy Ned” and i peek at their computer screen to see what they are working on, or looking at, or whatever.

yesterday, some business dude in a tie is all making phone calls and shit. he gets up from his desk and i see that its youtube and the title of the video is called “street fighter faces of death - kid killed jumping bike.mpeg”

This video is both shockingly and unremittingly funny for those of you who are not averse to this kind of college humor. Honestly I dont know how you can not laugh. I caught this one from ebaumsworld .. be forewarned that you’ll be seeing some dudes naked-ass hiney, but what happens is rip-roaringly funny.

But man, who does this?

By the way, I think Rocket From the Crypt was some corny 80’s metal hair-band. I just thought the title sounded cooler. The kid isn’t immolated or anything, but he might not be walking straight for a week.

I hope you all had a happy July 4th!

Check out this post I found on a Craigslist board:

i KNOW there has to be occult orders in this city. The question is: WHERE?

I’m looking to join a group of like-minded individuals who are interested in practices that aim at creating and manipulating reality. I’m not too concerned with the form of the practice — I’m open-minded.
Thank you for your help.

hmm… I’ll bet he can’t commit the 7 sins … in a fort-night

This game is pretty awesome, but I could only commit 5 of the 7 sins. Think you can top me?

Free Flash GamesandFree Online Games

Rising stress levels can cause seriously inappropriate behavior. 13% of surveyed workers claimed to have personally committed, or have observed co-workers commit, an act that would be described as “desk rage”–angry or destructive outbursts during work time because of the high levels of stress.

Caravan Opinion Research, 2000

• Have you ever been overcome by an act of desk rage?
• Whats the best/worst example of desk outrage you’ve ever witnessed?

Please share your tales

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toothpastefordinner.com

courtesy of The Human Giant

hey guys - decided to make a homemade action adventure movie (non pornographic) and cast myself as the main character. anyone else wanna be in it?

i know been posting a lot of other people’s stuff lately but hey, why not ? this is from “saturday morning breakfast cereal” :

this is “nsfw” if peeps can see your screen and/or you don’t have headphones… found this on nick swardson’s fod page… i think he is kinda funny

courtesy of the Perry Bible Fellowship, my current-favorite web comic

Last week was my birthday and I didn’t feel very well waking up that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, “Happy birthday!”, and possibly have a present for me.

As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone “Happy birthday”.

I thought… well, that’s marriage for you, but the kids will remember. My kids ate breakfast and didn’t say a word.

So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and somewhat despondent.

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I searched google for “the internet” today. I wanted to see what the internet has to say about itself. This was one of those things >

http://www.internetisshit.org/

I propose we invite this (wo)man to coldcakes for a debate with the.mac.data!

The debate can be promoted as: The Internet - shit or ‘the shit’?

Who would like to moderate?

http://www.eburg.com/~dalmatia/

My friend Lauren happened upon this site while researching something for work. Though I’m totally empathetic towards lost pets and their owners, this woman is just straight up ridiculous. For real just to illustrate the escalating ridiculousity as her tale progresses, let me just give you a random sampling:

1. This is Dulcie.  She was three years old when she was stolen,and is now five

2. Dulcie loved me, my boyfriend, and my eight year old son.

3.  But it took her two years before she would allow my two teenaged boys to pet her.

4. She loved my other dogs and my cats, but did kill some of my chickens.  She was around my son’s pony, liked my birds, and seems to do well around most animals.

5. I don’t think Dulcie is going to adapt to another family or person.  I can’t see her bonding to anyone else.

6. She is not “just a dog”, she is my baby and I want her home.

7. I have had over 1,500 flyers printed up, and they are all over the state of Washington,and now, all over the US and Canada.

8. I cannot give up looking for my dog, anymore than if she were indeed one of my birth children.

Tangier than bologna, rounder than ham, exoticker than turkey, salami has never gotten its proper due. Which is sad, considering that salami IS THE GREATEST LUNCHMEAT IN THE WORLD! If I seem a little overenthusiastic, it is perhaps because salami has so many detractors. Why? For starters, the name: salami. It sounds stupid, like a reject from the Seven Dwarfs. Sleepy, Grumpy, Salami.

Or like an acronym for something else. SaLAMI: Sandwich Lovers All Make It. That’s a terrible example of what the acronym for salami could be, but I think you get my point.

Also, salami seems to awaken the xenophobia in people. It’s kind of Italian, but kind of New Yorky (Jewish), and it seems like exactly the kind of food that terrorists might enjoy. One could easily imagine a group of bearded cave dwellers gnawing on hunks of salami while plotting the demise of the Great Satan. Of course, one could also easily imagine that same group juggling bowling balls on the moon, for the simple reason that imagining stuff is easy.

(A quick note: I’m not ascribing any superhuman juggling abilities to terrorists. Far from it. If anything, juggling bowling balls on the moon would be considerably easier than here on Earth, due to the moon’s lower gravity. Besides, terrorists probably hate juggling, because juggling is one of our freedoms.)

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I don’t know how many of you are interested in politics, but yesterday there was a primary election in NJ for the upcoming Senatorial race.  The mayor from Morristown has been in the news lately, something about illegals.  Or whatever.  Anyways, he attempted to unseat the incumbent Dem. nominee, and if you click on the below link you will find a picture of what could possibly be the most pathetic campaign headquarters ever.

http://www.nj.com/morristown/index.ssf/2008/06/mayor_c_the_press_never_gave_m.html

My favorite is the guy in the back, the brother of the councilman.  Free beer always draws a crowd.

guy responsible for backstreet boys and nsync gets life sentence!

http://omg.yahoo.com/boy-band-creator-sentenced-to-25-years-in-prison/news/9263?nc

just goes to show you.

skinny nice make up
point to the sky which you own
throw the microphone

As of late, I’ve become more and more offended by the simpler things that younger folk enjoy.  These include dresses and skirts with hemlines above the knee, most halter tops, and all baby jokes.  What really takes the (cold) cake however are totally unnecessary and offensive Halloween costumes.  The worst one I’ve encountered so far, and by a long shot, was a couple costume which included a fully grown adult female dressed as JonBenet Ramsey, and her male-counterpart to be “decked out” as John Mark Karr.  Gross. 

Conan the Raverian

(This is why I need to learn digital video editing)

props to lunar for sending this link thru and thus giving me hope

The Time Travel Fund

My Dad received this picture from a friend overseas.  He was making jokes about which lady he would give up drinking for.  Except whenever he tells a joke he likes he ends up laughing so much it’s hard to hear the actual joke.  So all I heard was, “And then I wrote him back, hahaha”which hahaha would you choose hahaha theonestandinghahahaortheonesitting!’”