Lost Dawg - Lost Sanity
http://www.eburg.com/~dalmatia/
My friend Lauren happened upon this site while researching something for work. Though I’m totally empathetic towards lost pets and their owners, this woman is just straight up ridiculous. For real just to illustrate the escalating ridiculousity as her tale progresses, let me just give you a random sampling:
1. This is Dulcie. She was three years old when she was stolen,and is now five
2. Dulcie loved me, my boyfriend, and my eight year old son.
3. But it took her two years before she would allow my two teenaged boys to pet her.
4. She loved my other dogs and my cats, but did kill some of my chickens. She was around my son’s pony, liked my birds, and seems to do well around most animals.
5. I don’t think Dulcie is going to adapt to another family or person. I can’t see her bonding to anyone else.
6. She is not “just a dog”, she is my baby and I want her home.
7. I have had over 1,500 flyers printed up, and they are all over the state of Washington,and now, all over the US and Canada.
8. I cannot give up looking for my dog, anymore than if she were indeed one of my birth children.
June 5th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
i find it intriguing that her email / URL is “dalmatia.”
i wonder if its because the system admin in Ellensburg, WA (eburg.com for short) only allows users 8 character usernames or if it’s cos dude thinks she’s mental
i personally wouldnt trust a canine that slaughters chickens with its mouth and claws or holds 2 year grudges against innocent teens before letting them pet it, thats just me though
June 5th, 2008 at 9:55 pm
R.I.P. Dulcie
Oct 11, 1999